| UNION BIBLE CHURCH, Esquire
We're friendly, Biblical, friendly, computer-literate, friendly,
active, user-friendly with young (30 something) leadership.
Karate, Singles, Teens, & Cable TV ministries (cool!)
Let's do Sunday 11am (10am Central)
just north of Main at 215 Liberty Ave., Endicott
Hey, we're not your parents church, anymore. |
What your children CAN'T learn in school...
What they aren't allowed to learn there would fill a book.
If there is a Bible-shaped gap in your child's education,
visit us this Sunday at 11am and let us fill them in.
Karate, Singles, Teens, & Cable TV ministries (cool!)
The Union Bible Church and Youth Salvage Center
just north of Main at 215 Liberty Ave., Endicott |
| Now Open Sundays To Serve You
Want to sit in a nice soft pew week after week letting a choir
and preacher lull you to sleep until one day ... you die.
- Then go somewhere else.
Doing Sundays (11am) like eternity depended on it.
just north of Main at 215 Liberty Ave., Endicott
We're not your parents Union Bible Church, anymore. |
Psst! Don't tell the kids!
What teachers can't tell kids in school would fill a book.
If there is a Bible-shaped gap in your child's education,
visit us this Sunday at 11am and let us fill them in.
Karate, Singles, Teens, & Cable TV ministries (cool!)
The Union Bible Church and Youth Salvage Center
just north of Main at 215 Liberty Ave., Endicott |
| LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?
Looking for meaning in life? Feel empty inside?
You have a God-shaped hole that only Jesus can fill.
We do introductions.
Doing Sundays (11am) like eternity depended on it.
The Union Bible Church, 215 Liberty Ave, Endicott
Karate, Singles, Teens, & Cable TV ministries! |
YOU WILL MEET GOD...
someday, whether you believe He exists or not.
Getting acquainted now will make an eternity of difference.
We do introductions - discrete, personal, life-changing.
Union Bible Church, 215 Liberty Ave, Endicott
Karate, Singles, Teens, & Cable TV ministries
Visit us this Sunday at 11am. Casual Dress. |
| Some people would sooner die than...
...become a born-again Christian. Tragically, many do.
'I tell you the truth, unless a man is born again,
he cannot see the kingdom of God' - Jesus Christ
Assisting rebirths Sundays (11am) since 1870!
The Union Bible Church, 215 Liberty Ave., Endicott
Don't sooner die. |
Admit 1 to Union Bible Church
While this will admit you to the Union Bible Church
it will not admit you to heaven. But the following will:
God created you for a loving eternal relationship with Him.
You have sinned and messed up the relationship.
Jesus Christ died to pay for your sins in full, undeserved.
You must accept what Jesus Christ did for you. Period. |
| Union Bible Church of the Far Side
A church where Gary Larson would be considered normal.
Where Star Trek is the 2nd most quoted source.
Putting the 'fun' back in 'fundamentalism'.
Next outburst: This Sunday at 11am (10am Central)
just north of Main at 215 Liberty Ave., Endicott
Karate, Singles, Teens, & Cable TV ministries |
The Age-Old Gospel Message
God created you for a loving eternal relationship with Him.
You have sinned and messed up the relationship.
Jesus Christ died to pay for your sins in full, undeserved.
All you can do is accept what Jesus Christ did for you
You must accept Him as your savior. Period
The Union Bible Church, 215 Liberty Ave, Endicott |
| The ABC's of UBC.
Did you know there was going to be a test after death?
Your entire life's grade depends on how you answer.
We can help you 'CRAM FOR YOUR FINALS'.
Free classes held Sundays at 11am (10am Central)
just north of Main at 215 Liberty Ave., Endicott
We're not your parents Union Bible Church, anymore. |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Who cares? More important: How much will you care
about any of what now occupies your life 5 minutes
after you're dead? What will matter to you then?
Doing Sundays (11am) like eternity depended on it.
just north of Main at 215 Liberty Ave., Endicott
Karate, Singles, Teens, & Cable TV ministries |
| The following is for giving at Halloween: |
The following is for handing out at basketball games: |
| TRICK OR TREAT (circle one)
We all enter life with the User's Manual missing.
If we had the right manual, life would be a TREAT.
Without it, life seems like such a cruel TRICK...
Hey! Look! We found the User's Manual!!!
The Union Bible Church, 215 Liberty Ave., Endicott
Come trick or treating Sunday at 11am (10am Central) |
TWO POINTS!!!!!
1) Life has a 100% mortality rate - no one gets out alive.
2) For a limited time, Jesus is offering 100% immortality
*****Expiration date: see point #1 above.
Karate, Singles, Teens, & Cable TV ministries (cool!)
Let's do Sunday 11am (10am Central)
U.B.C. just north of Main at 215 Liberty Ave., Endicott |
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